wrzesień 16th, 2014

squided:

"no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you.  You figure he means he isn’t homosexual.  It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien.  That was a very big mistake on your part.

(Źródło: squided, via niallydia)

shuttlecock-blocked:

september 30th

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october 1st 

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everythingifeelanymore:

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

doctorstephanie

(via saintbobrovsky)

spacedbitch:

chrissymodi-frost:

notwosnowflakesarealike:

johamesthenifty:

The rental house had a small door in one of the closets
Led to the inner linings of the house
I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do

I’ve seen Coraline enough times to know not to fuck with that.

TRUTH^

either you’re very smart for putting that board there, or someone before you put it there and you should probably get the fuck out

(via nonbinaryanders)

ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

(via darrylheartzhenya)

Sometimes when I stretch my chest pops. It scares me every time.

Just now it popped and sounded like I was popping bubble wrap in my boobs.

briangefrich:

huffingtonpost:

German Ad Doesn’t Need Words To Speak Volumes About Supporting Your Kids

Being a teenager is hard. But the German home improvement chain Hornbach knows having parents who go the extra mile to show their support can make a big difference.

Watch the full commercial that will sum those awkward high school years perfectly here. 

(Source: Hornbach

This is the kind of dad I want to be.

(via nonbinaryanders)

torisoulphoenix:

babycakesbriauna:

cassiamovingforward:

People are messaging me about the ignorance of our “meme”. We arent butthurt. We replied. Please share :)

Best come back to the ignorance

Kudos to them for their response and fuck the hypocrisy of the people who came for them.   How are they supposed to just keep quiet with their picture used in such a bullshit way???

torisoulphoenix:

babycakesbriauna:

cassiamovingforward:

People are messaging me about the ignorance of our “meme”. We arent butthurt. We replied. Please share :)

Best come back to the ignorance

Kudos to them for their response and fuck the hypocrisy of the people who came for them.   How are they supposed to just keep quiet with their picture used in such a bullshit way???

(via citizenofraxacoricofallapitorius)

sixpenceee:

The barreleye fish is also known as the spook fish. It has a completely transparent head. Its eyes are located inside the head and can rotate within the socket so the fish can look in multiple directions. (Source) (Video) (Nocturnal Creatures) 

me peeing

  • me: shit son
  • me: sHIT
  • me: that water is barely yellow
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i am hydrated as HELL
rainbownova:

princekaiju:

i want to be Griffon when i grow up

Who doesn’t

rainbownova:

princekaiju:

i want to be Griffon when i grow up

Who doesn’t

(Źródło: fbisdanascully, via ladiesofroosterteeth)

ihaveseenthefuture:

joy-ang:

Cats putting their cute little butts anywhere they please. This will be available as a print at VCAF next weekend! #cats

totally buying this.

ihaveseenthefuture:

joy-ang:

Cats putting their cute little butts anywhere they please. This will be available as a print at VCAF next weekend! #cats

totally buying this.

(via chefgeofframsay)

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

I only have one request.
#arrestdarrenwilson
You have too many witnesses.
#arrestdarrenwilson
You have evidence.
#arrestdarrenwilson
You have to ease the public.
#arrestdarrenwilson
So what you’re waiting for?
#arrestdarrenwilson